Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Random Tuesday thoughts


1. Ahhh, randomness. It's lovely.

2. I am D. O. N. E. with school. Until the beginning of June, anyway. But the ugly classes are over. I wound up with a B in Anatomy, and I'm actually really pleased with that. Sure, my once perfect 4.0 is now a 3.8, but it's fiiiiine. Really. Super.

3. Who knew that over-achievement could start in your thirties?

4. I miss blogging. Hell, I miss a lot of things. Everyone should use me as a lesson and finish all schooling before you have children and a mortgage.

5. I switched from Firefox to Google Chrome recently, and I really like it. But you wanna know what's just stupid? You can't have the Google Toolbar with Chrome. WTF, Google? Should that just automatically come with the package?

6. Since I'm not a supervisor at work anymore, I've been manning the drive-thru more often. Can I please just suggest that when you drive up to a speaker that you roll your window down? Like all the way down. I know! It's crazy of me to ask. BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DUMBASS.

7. Also, when you ask for extra whipped cream, you do know that I'll have to give you less drink, right? Sure, I can pile it on, but I imagine you'll be unhappy because I can't top your hot drink with a lid. And you might spill it on your Hummer's leather seats. Asshole. And sorry, I thought you were an asshole as soon as I saw you drive up in a Hummer. And yes, I am thinking your penis is small. Sorry.

8. I took my younger two with me yesterday to the grocery store. No, I don't know what I was thinking. But for future reference, taking a two and three-year-old to the grocery store by yourself is much like taking to wild octopi with you. They suddenly sprout six extra arms and are constantly ruining whole aisles of the store. Lesson learned.

9. And finally, I had to hide the bag of Flavor Blasted Goldfish from my children, and I'm sorry. But oh em gee, the mozzarella cheese stick flavored ones are much, much too good for them. Don't worry, I'll let them have all the fruit snacks though.


GreenJello said...

Goldfish are definitely better than fruit snacks.

jennioutloud said...

I have 4 kids and have decided to get my Masters. Every day I think someone should put me on a billboard that points out 4 reasons you should do your education first. :P It is so hard. Last semester I didn't get anything done. I didn't see anyone. I gained 5 lbs because I couldn't cook.

As far as the grocery store goes. We will go w/o food before I take any of these creatures to the grocery store with me. I have a son with ADHD who gets over stimulated in grocery stores. I had to pull him out of the store one time because he had a melt down. I could have melted into the floor. I no longer take him with me w/o back up.

Your blog is hilarious. I miss my blog.

Shawna said...

I told a friend of mine I would never date a guy who drove a Hummer. Of course, she knows me well enough to know that I can't afford to be that picky - my dating choices are limited - but she decided to humor me. I reasoned that their inflated ego, small penis, and lack of concern for the environment were reasons enough to be choosy. She asked, "What if he's a doctor?" Hmm...

Keely said...

They have...mozza flavored ones? omg. I think I need to organize a goldfish orgy.

Jenni said...

who takes their hummer through the drive thru? what isrong with people?

Amanda said...

I find that giving the kids a solid scoop of cream cheese in which they must dip the crackers makes them make more of however many they are given!

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