Monday, January 02, 2006


Howdy. I'm Kelly.

I've been married to the husband for freakin' ever eleven years. We live in Indiana with our three offspring: nine-year-old Big D, four-year-old Smella, and two-year-old Boobers. We have a little terrier named Ferdinand, and I occasionally run into a cat that stalks this house. If I remember correctly, we named her Scout.

I stay at home with the offspring during the day, but at night I schlep myself into work at a coffee shop where I make frou-frou espresso drinks for people. Oh, and since I'm supervisor, I try to keep the two or three other co-workers in line. Like at home, I'm mostly listened to.

However lovely it is burning my hands daily with steaming hot coffee, I'm back in school to become a labor and delivery nurse. I think birthing goo will be a nice change of pace. The thought terrifies me, and sometimes I just know I will bomb, but I'm still giving it a go. What's a little more student loan debt?

I love Ben Folds, Diet Coke, freshly shampooed baby head, and my tubal ligation. I hate hypocrisy, eating spaghetti in public, and snow.

You can contact me at notinsaneperse at gmail dot com. I do adore email.

Welcome to my website.


Kari said...

I don't know who you are, but I LOVE your blog... made me smile! LOL! I'll stop by when I have time.. Hope you have a HELLUVA great day!

Erin said...

So glad I stumbled across your blog. I also have a second grader (along with a kindergartner), blog in secret, and I used to be a Labor and Delivery RN. I'll have to come back to see what is up with you.

Kelley Lewis Venturo said...

Best of luck to you in your Labor & Delivery career! I'm sure it will be very fulfilling... I just started my own blog and love to see what you have on yours.

and, I'm looking forward to my tubal-ligation!

michelle said...

hi! i stumbled upon your website from i like your writing tone. i just started a blog myself and feel a little sheepish about sharing the news with family as well. i'm not really sure what my place is in cyber world anyway, but so far i am enjoying blogging. if nothing else it's a fabulous way to procrastinate. oh, and i have a cat named scout.

christina said...

Hi. I just stumbled across your blog and I love it. Keep up the great work. Your writing is great!

Hannah said...

Hah I accidentally came across your blog and it literally made my day. I laughed so hard. Your husband really reminds me of mine.

Hannah said...

Okay, scratch my last comment Your life in general reminds me of mine. I keep a blog too. Keep this up :)

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