Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Customer of the day

A young woman came up to the counter last night and ordered her usual tea. Before I rang her up, she told me there was something she wanted to tell me.

She said that the day before she had been in to get a drink really quick and she had parked in the handicapped space in front. I was automatically thinking, "I'm probably not going to be on your side with this story, but go on..."

She said that yeah, she shouldn't have parked there, but she was feeling lazy, and she was in and out. She said that when she went out to her car, there was a note on the windshield that said, "You're not handicapped, ho."

And I managed not to laugh in front of her! Aren't you proud of me? Instead I assured her it wasn't me or my coworkers. I shrugged and told her I thought the note was kind of harsh; her being a ho or not was completely irrelevant.

I'm still not sure why she told me. I felt slightly accused, but really, even if one of us did leave that note, she should feel lucky. Because parking in handicapped spaces when you're an able-bodied ho is illegal.

I would still love to know who left the note.


FoN said...

Bwwaaahahaha...oh you're impressive for not laughing out loud on that one! I needed that, thank you.

Keely said...

omg. I don't think I could have kept a straight face. And if I did, the next words out of my mouth would have been, "Okay, well, look, ho..."

Tiffi33 said...

I would have been coughing to cover my hysterical laughter.
never ever park in a wheelie spot man, unless you have the proper paperwork.. major major bad juju..hence the HO at the end of the note

Anonymous said...

Bahaha. I would have died.

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