Monday, January 02, 2006


Howdy. I'm Kelly.

I've been married to the husband for freakin' ever eleven years. We live in Indiana with our three offspring: nine-year-old Big D, four-year-old Smella, and two-year-old Boobers. We have a little terrier named Ferdinand, and I occasionally run into a cat that stalks this house. If I remember correctly, we named her Scout.

I stay at home with the offspring during the day, but at night I schlep myself into work at a coffee shop where I make frou-frou espresso drinks for people. Oh, and since I'm supervisor, I try to keep the two or three other co-workers in line. Like at home, I'm mostly listened to.

However lovely it is burning my hands daily with steaming hot coffee, I'm back in school to become a labor and delivery nurse. I think birthing goo will be a nice change of pace. The thought terrifies me, and sometimes I just know I will bomb, but I'm still giving it a go. What's a little more student loan debt?

I love Ben Folds, Diet Coke, freshly shampooed baby head, and my tubal ligation. I hate hypocrisy, eating spaghetti in public, and snow.

You can contact me at notinsaneperse at gmail dot com. I do adore email.

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